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About Me Deviant Premium Member Dan Halen33/Male/United States Groups group avatar #CollageChallengers
 
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  • Current Residence: A MESSY APARTMENT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN A BRAVE LITTLE GOLD FISH NAMED KYLE SUMMERS
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: MOSSY CORNERS THAT SPEAK OF LABOR DAY BBQ'S PAST AND GOBLIN RIGHTS
  • Print preference: ALL CAPS
  • Interests: BAD LOCAL COMMERCIALS, NOT RAISING KIDS, GYROS, AVOIDING PEOPLE AND TYLENOL PM
  • Favourite movie: THE HOLY MOUNTAIN, ELECTION, WILD AT HEART, VISITOR Q, BAD LIEUTENANT, THE JERK, AFTERMATH, GUMMO
  • Favourite band or musician: THEY STOLE MY TENT COLLECTION
  • Favourite genre of music: FOLK SONGS ABOUT BURT REYNOLD'S CHARACTER IN THE HIT FILM SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT
  • Favourite artist: JANE SEYMOUR (i love completely average paintings done by rich cunts for some reason)
  • Favourite poet or writer: EAZY E and FOOD FORTUNATA
  • Favourite photographer: A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY WITH A DONKEY ON THE LABEL
  • Favourite style of art: WHO SAID I LIKE ART?
  • Operating System: DOWN SYNDROME
  • MP3 player of choice: I STILL GOT A WALKMAN
  • Shell of choice: BLAZER NUT
  • Wallpaper of choice: A REPEATED PATTERN OF NICK NOLTE'S MUGSHOT
  • Skin of choice: A PROFESSIONAL FISH SANDWICH
  • Favourite game: STEAL THE LOOSE CHANGE ON YOUR DRESSER WHILE YOUR AT WORK
  • Favourite gaming platform: NINJA GAIDEN arcade version
  • Favourite cartoon character: JEFF GOLDBLUM
  • Personal Quote: IS IT COOL IF I TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR GARAGE??
  • Tools of the Trade: A JERRY RICE ROOKIE CARD AND A PLASTIC UZI
MY FIRST SOLO SHOW WENT GREAT AND I'D LIKE TO THANK A FEW PEOPLE FOR GIVING A RETARD LIKE MYSELF A CHANCE TO EXHIBIT ART THAT MAKES NO SENSE. THANKS TO EMMA AND THE MPLSART.COM CREW FOR PUTTING THE SHOW TOGETHER AND GETTING IT IN THE PRESS/ HAUS SALON FOR LOANING ME THEIR WALLS/ MY SISTER SALLY WHO'S BEEN DRIVING MY SORRY ASS ALL OVER MINNEAPOLIS FOR THE PAST MONTH GETTING ART SUPPLIES/ MY PARENTS FOR MAKING THE LONG TRIP OUT/ SALLY'S MAN TIM FOR TAKING A SHIT LOAD OF GREAT PICTURES AT THE OPENING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I'D LIKE TO THANK THE FOLKS AT NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING GOLD MINE. THE SHOW RUNS TIL MAY SO IF YOUR IN THE MINNEAPOLIS AREA AND WANT SOMETHING STUPID SLASH FREE TO DO, GO CHECK IT OUT.
  • Listening to: BOASTFUL HIPHOP
  • Reading: PROFOUND POETRY
  • Watching: A PSYCHIC COP DOCTOR LAWYER MUSICAL ON TV
  • Playing: SMALL FORWARD FOR THE 1992 PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS
  • Eating: THE CHEAP AMERICAN FOOD AT A CHINESE BUFFET
  • Drinking: ROCK STAR ENERGY DRINK CAUSE IM DUMB

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May 15, 2012
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:iconmoochies18:
Mood: Amused *moochies18 17 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy birthday, sir!

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thanks!!

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I like to go underwater with a pack of American cheese slices and scream at each slice separately as I hold it properly between my thumb and pointer finger. I'll also be having a set of rare coins delivered to the fanciest part of the woods last year.
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Mood: Love *eyepilot13 19 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Bee-Day Dude! Still would love to get a set of your cards but...my life is...well, kinda fucked up right now!!! I love your work!

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Obsessed symbols curl with decrepitude." -Corso


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:iconpancreassupervisor:
Thanks man! I'll probably have these new sets until fall or later, so no worries.

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I like to go underwater with a pack of American cheese slices and scream at each slice separately as I hold it properly between my thumb and pointer finger. I'll also be having a set of rare coins delivered to the fanciest part of the woods last year.
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*Morbido13 23 hours ago  Professional General Artist
Happy Birthday Dan !!!

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"Nec Spec - Nec Metu !!! "

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